And the dust sought out a safe haven.

And it did find that safe haven.

In the server.

And unto the world it did declare.

I am Dust Puppy. And it was happy.

And those around it were afraid.

But not for long.

And, thus, there was Erwin.

Created without any of that messy nonsense.

And Dust Puppy was happy.

And its name was Crud Puppy.

And Dust Puppy was afraid.

And rightly so.